There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.
1. Power move.
2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels?
I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.
rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let’s do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding
POV it’s 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department
and people wonder why I say that transphobia is a danger to everyone.
I wish I was fucking joking
but sure “we can always tell” crowd telling a cis man to kill himself because they think he’s trans. that totally normal behavior. terfs are totally just normal average members of society who want what’s best for everyone. they totally aren’t genocidal fascists who want to kill everyone who disagrees with them or anyone they simply don’t like.
That’s the reality of intersexism! Any bodily traits that can be deemed intersex are deemed a medical condition that needs to be dealt with, rather than a natural human variation.
Sex as a binary system is entirely a social construct just as much as gender is. It’s fairly normal for people born with penises to develop breast tissue, just as it’s normal for people born with vulvas to grow facial hair. But if we called those things normal human variations, we’d have to change how sex and gender are seen entirely in our society. A lot of people would lose a lot of money and control.
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
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